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located so we could respond intelligently to inquiries from these individuals. I mean, a comedian from Bangor, Maine won't much
care about being featured in/on GAY if we don't have any subscribers in New England, right?
It's called "free" for a reason, people. There is no charge, no cost, no expense of a financial nature associated with your subscription
to GAY. As you've often heard, the best things in life are FREE.
Do I need to have any fancy lesbian e-zine- reading software on my computer in order to be able to enjoy GAY?
If you consider Adobe Acrobat 7 to be "fancy", then the answer is "yes". But if you recognize that Adobe is just a laid-back, low-key,
dressed-down lesbian e-zine- reading software, then the answer is "no". If you don't already have Adobe on your computer, you can
download it FREE (refer to previous question for the definition of that) at
I've heard about e-zines like you - you just collect email addresses from people so you can sell your mailing list to
some huge corporate machine. If I sign up for GAY, my mailbox will be inundated with SPAM (or some other form
of canned meat).
While your ranting was not technically a question, per se, we will address it nonetheless. GAY will never, ever under any imaginable
circumstance sell our mailing list to anyone, anywhere. The Editor of GAY has signed a notarized statement attesting to the fact
that she would endure any form of coercion, torture, intimidation, and/or force inflicted upon her by the huge corporate machines
before she would ever allow GAY to sell its mailing list.
By way of example, the statement specifically states that even if the Editor were to be imprisoned in a windowless cell, where the
only reading materials available were romance novels with Fabio on the cover, the only music playing was The Partridge Family's
Greatest Hits, and the only food available was bleu cheese (at which the Editor gags in just typing the words), she STILL would not
allow the mailing list to be sold. (BTW - the Editor actually likes The Partridge Family.)
Will I get a virus if I subscribe to GAY?
Well, cold season will soon be upon us, but GAY washes its hands on a regular basis, so you should be pretty safe.
If GAY is available online, then why do I need to sign up for the mailing list?
We'd like to be able to let our devoted readers know when GAY is available. If you join our mailing list, you'll be the first to know
the minute the latest issue is posted.
Why are you asking for my City/State information?
GAY is a curious creature by nature, but more importantly, as described on the home page, GAY wants to offer our site to provide
exposure to lesbian comedians and community service-type organizations. It'd be helpful if we could know where our readership is
located so we could respond intelligently to inquiries from these individuals. I mean, a comedian from Bangor, Maine won't much
care about being featured in/on GAY if we don't have any subscribers in New England, right?